Sunday, July 26, 2009

The Worst LEGO Set Ever...I Mean E-V-E-R

The LEGO Group was founded in 1932 by Ole Kirk Christiansen. The Company has passed from father to son and is now owned by Kjeld Kirk Kristiansen, a grandchild of the founder. Now I'm pretty sure Ole Kirk is rolling in his grave with the knowledge that his beloved LEGOs have branched out into the 'Prophet Mohammed Play Sets'. Wow. Now you've probably seen the 'Jesus n' Friends Play Sets' (cross sold separately), with Jesus (really good likeness by the way), Mary Magdalene, the Apostles and many of your all-time favorite Bible characters. You can put the Savior and his homeboys in all kinds of wacky positions or recreate some of your favorite biblical moments. Who doesn't wanna see the LEGO version of the parting of the Red Sea? Now that would be intricate and time consuming. "Let my LEGO people go!" But I digress. The prophet Muhammad (not Mohammed) is the founder of the religion of Islam and is regarded by Muslims as a messenger and prophet of God. Pretty important stuff. Might not wanna poke fun at prophets for a profit there LEGO. I don't know if anyone has noticed, but, Islam is like the second largest religion in the world and I wouldn't say that Islamic extremists have a super cool sense of humor. Hey, who wants to run some Koran smack!?! Not a long line to jump into that nightmare while the water is warm. Look Kristiansen, stop the insensitive toy making and get back to what's in your wheelhouse, like the 'Jedi Starfighter with the Hyperdrive Booster Ring Play Sets'. Those are fun and they don't usually make bad guys wanna plant 747's into our skyscrapers, you Danish douche. Hey I could go on and on, but I just bought the kids a 'Yom Kippur and You! LEGO Play Set' and we got's some serious reconciliation to do! Peace bitches!

4 comments:

Faye said...

I could do without the "6 year old Aysha" comment on the box personally... i agree... what a douche bag!

Brick tales said...

You know this is a fake, right?

Brian Petty said...

Brick tales...that's what makes it funny!

Anonymous said...

When do we get to the funny part? This was lame.